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I’m not one to be afraid of spiders. But I was laying on my bed, I saw something move out of the corner of my eye. So I got up and looked for a second, didn’t find anything, so I laid back down. I laid my hand down and felt something touch the palm of my hand, so I jumped up and this spider the size of a fucking baseball* came crawling out from under my hand. The spider has escaped my grasp and is now hiding behind my bed. I’m not sure if I want to lay back down. I mean, what if it lays eggs in my mouth while I sleep? I’ve actually seen this spider around my room for a couple days now but for the most part I’ve ignored it. I think it’s overstayed it’s welcome.

*Size may be slightly exaggerated

Truthful Tuesday

I almost always create female characters in video games. Bcuz they r s3xxy.

Also, I’m a loser and like to make tragic backstories for my characters and women are easier… I’m being totally serious right now. Kill me.

@Violetsiva

Yeah, I guess I can understand that. But these are just flat markers, the ground ones. Also, sometimes they stay for over an hour.

You’d be surprised by how many old people come to the cemetery to visit graves. I’m not talking of people they know. They walk around and just browse. It’s like they’re window shopping for corpses.

I wish I had a Jamaican accent.

I’m thinking of getting a third job. Hopefully I can get at least 55 hours a week of work.